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A lot of this can also be applied to PA school. Please reconsider.

13Y after you posted this video, The Law School Scam has only gotten worse. There are 11 ABA-accredited law schools in Florida, 10 in Pennsylvania, 6 in tiny DC, and so on. Each of those jurisdictions is ideally suited for having one law school, with a small graduating class each year. It should be painfully obvious that the job field for JD's is profoundly oversaturated, and that going to Law School is a terrible idea, but gullible fools keep going anyway. . .

Haha classic!my "friend"opened a fb account for me when i was divorcing the ex,then he was with other women,it would filter through to me,then the ex of his new wife was asking me if he was a good man because of his children,he married her who was a friend of my "friend"and this is how fb works!!who in their right mind wants to live like this?no body liked anything i posted but as soon as i unfriended people id get the 3rd degree why,the best thing i ever did was to delete my account,its why so many people are so messed up

I love how they end the sentences so unexpectedly. Like it sounds like they just stop while in the middle of saying something

Why is his daughter drinking wine from the Bronx specifically?

This has a lot of truth. I loved school and found practicing law a mixed experience. Now I’m retired. Never regretted going to law school. I had no debt which wouldn’t be possible today. If you can go to a well ranked school and your personality fits, you should go. The problem is you might not be able to know if you fit. I practiced law 30 years and had a lot of business experience as well. Being a lawyer was an advantage. I don’t regret it at all.

The genesis of Fifty Shades of Grey, if this were a just world. Also, if you find Stephen King boring, I don't want to know what you think exciting is.

I was in 8th grade when this video was made that was middle school. Middle school was the worst. Ms. Mursewick my teacher for middle was just so negative.

So law school grades, especially 1L (first year) law school grades are important--and, in fact, they're very important--for 10 percent of the class. At most law schools, only folks who are in the top ten percent will make Law Review and be eligible for jobs with large, high-paying law firms. But. . .the problem is, that for 9 out of 10 law students, grades are entirely irrelevant. Telling someone you're in the top 31.67 percentile of your class is meaningless. All of that said, law students tend to be gullible. To prevent the big-law-or-bust crowd from dropping out when 90 percent of the realize they are busted, law schools will lie, and use things like Secondary Journals (non Law Review). This leads to idiots pretending that if they're NOT top 10 percent/Law Review, but ARE top 1/3 & Space Law Journal, well, that's pretty much the same thing, right? Right. . .and the law professors laugh at them, and they end up 250K in debt and never finding a job working as a lawyer, in any capacity, at all. Don't fall for The Law School Scam. And don't participate in Secondary Journals or other meaningless junk that will send your resume straight to the shredder.

Hot take: This is the kind of gatekeeping sentiment that discourages people from trying anything. It's sneery and mean-spirited. Have you ever read Twilight? Millions of people love it but I wouldn't rate it. Have you read Infinite Jest? It's considered one of the best American novels of all time and I cannot get through it to save my life. I love Stephen King but I don't love every book he's ever written. Conversely, there are probably a million amazing novels that you haven't even heard of. My point is you have to write for yourself and screw anyone that tells you you can't. Maybe it will be bad; so what? Maybe you'll never sell a copy; so what? Perhaps instead of belittling the naïve dreamers out there, we encourage and support them to start and keep going. Maybe the accomplishment is in putting yourself out there. Better done than perfect. Who knows, they may write something wonderful, beautiful, or popular. Maybe they find their audience, which is probably more important than quality anyway, given that quality is so subjective.

Epilogue: The Brown Bear got arrested for attempted murder and the White Bear’s novel was a major flop as it only sold 5 copies.

"I don't even know what our client's name is, let alone the names of the witnesses" Hahaha! Great!

I only wish there was some snippy lines about the "gunners" in every 1L class. You can spot them because they carry their useless 4.12 GPA undergrad transcripts with them at all times.

Science cleared that guy,a lawyer put his ass in prison. Lol😂🎉

This vid still slaps 12 years later

“I’m very committed.” “I think you should be committed.” 🤣💀

I hope you know the joy I have that my future career is none of these videos otherwise I’d seriously reconsider

“I’m going to take a copy to Random House.” “I think my heart just stopped.” LMAOOOO 😂🤣

These lines need to be read by these robotic voices. No human can project the sarcasm, bitterness and overall comedic timing these simulated gems do.

"do you move your lips when you read?" PLEASE

This is brilliant. Wish I had watched it BEFORE ruining my life.

“I’ll just call a few, and let them fight over me.” I’m an aspiring author and yea I’m still learning a lot about the craft, but NEVER has this crossed my mind. How can something be so hilarious and so painful to hear at the same time😂

I've heard versions of this in college creative writing classes. 90% of the stories in that class were: Men- A mindblowing TWIST ending! (this was during the height of M. Knight) Women - Suicide over a breakup, or revenge against a guy over a breakup

I just got done reading the book The Immune, and I have to say, it's curiously similar to current events. 🐍 Odd that the print date on my book says Feb 25, 2022 when the copyright is 2015? Hmmmm

Thank you for this video opportunity?

as a law school graduate of 2005 this is literally 100% accurate

It's interesting to revist this video after 10 years realizing the publishing industry has changed drastically. It's become a lot more political and agenda oriented. You don't need an agent anymore, you don't need to know somebody who knows somebody, and you can self publish within a year. It's definitely swung in favor of the author now.

If you don't mind my asking, do you still practice law in any way, or do you just write these days? Btw - I love your Xtranormal videos from a decade ago, and I also enjoyed reading the intro chapters to your books on your blog!

I deleted my Facebook account 6 years ago after watching this video for inspiration. The sad thing is that this video was posted over a decade ago and yet that shitty site is still thriving.

I forgot about this video.

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Out of curiosity, did your lawyer videos come from personal experience? Not gonna start trolling if you say no, I’m merely curious 🙂.

Still the funniest video on UA-cam! This David Kazzle guy is a genius!

I love this video

I was in 1L when this video first went up...it cracked us all up LMAO

This is funny!

WHY DO I GET THE FEELING THIS MAN REGRETS GOING TO LAW SCHOOL LOL

David, you are hilarious. And, accurate. Thank you for the lawyer series. Can't believe I am just seeing this now.

i cannot believe this video was only five minutes long. felt like a lifetime

lmao

5 parts now?

Make another episode!

10 years ago this video pushed me over the edge to declining the law schools I had been admitted to. BEST DECISION EVER! My friends who went are $100k+ in debt and work like 14hrs a day. I have no debt, make decent money, and work less than 7hrs a day.

Science cleared that guy,a lawer put his ass in prison. Hahahaha!!! @4:27

Science cleared that guy,a lawer put his ass in prison!!! Hahahaha

“I’d go ahead and end things now”

This is a disaster that's called self entitlement... And many are prone to it. Many writers or even many people of different occupations start out barking out strong thoughts either out loud or inside, convincing themselves everything will be ok, and then they realize they have to do extensive research, improvement, and repeat that process a thousand times over while still learning about the other intricacies of their chosen carrier. I felt my mood drop low the moment I heard that robotic voice piglet speak out loud what it would do, and how it would do it... And by that I mean he wasn't writing by the seat of their pants, he was taking life by the seat of it's pants... That's not a very wise decision to make and only after just entering a whole new enterprise. And that's not even covering the whole story.

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she sounds like me